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Open This When… — 50 Tiny Pages of Animal Advice 🐐

For the moments when your brain is being loud, dramatic, unhelpful… or all three at once.

Open This When… is a 50-page digital PDF filled with short, funny animal advice for very specific moments.

Feeling behind? Open one.
Overthinking a text? Open one.
Need to say no? Open one.
Convinced everyone hates you for absolutely no reason? Definitely open one.

Inside, you’ll get advice from goats, cows, sheep, geese, pigs, pigeons and more — each one offering a slightly different perspective on whatever your brain has decided to make difficult today.

Inside you’ll get:

• 50 different “Open This When…” pages
• Short animal advice for anxiety, overthinking, confidence, boundaries, bad days and more
• A mix of humour, reassurance and perspective
• Bold yellow and black design throughout
• Instant digital PDF download
• Easy to keep on your phone and dip into whenever you need it

Some advice is useful.
Some is ridiculous.
Some is literally just a goose telling you to stop explaining yourself.

Open the page you need. Read it. Carry on.

🐐 Digital product only — no physical item will be shipped.

Created by @bradandthegoat